Found Out I'm Going To Be An Uncle

"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
07/22/2014 at 09:06 • Filed to: None

Since neither my brother or his wife are car enthusiasts, the responsibility to make their child one falls upon me. Is newborn too young for Powerwheels?

DISCUSSION (33)

505Turbeaux > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 09:08

I found out a few weeks ago that both my sister, and my step brother have impregnated or been impregnated, so I am expecting 2 more additions close to the end of the year. Congrats!

And never too young!

Nibby > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 09:08

Too young, but you can buy the newborn plenty of stuffed car toys, shirts, diapers, or onesies.

spanfucker retire bitch > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 09:10

A newborn is too young for everything, save for clothing and diapers.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby
07/22/2014 at 09:13

Kinja'd!!!

yamahog > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 09:20

If my jiu jitsu instructor can find newborn-size jiu jitsu gis for his new baby, I'm sure you can figure something out!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > spanfucker retire bitch
07/22/2014 at 09:30

Not too young for imprinting. Now's the time to start with car-like shapes to get buried deep in the psyche.

With any luck, the baby will think the car is an extra parent.

Agrajag > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/22/2014 at 09:41

That's now my goal.

DipodomysDeserti > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 09:44

My daughter has a lambo power wheel that is also controlled by remote. My one-year old likes to be driven around in it.

DipodomysDeserti > 505Turbeaux
07/22/2014 at 09:44

That's pretty fucking weird, dude. I mean, technically not inbreeding, but pretty fucking weird nonetheless.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > DipodomysDeserti
07/22/2014 at 09:45

I don't think he meant with each other.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > yamahog
07/22/2014 at 09:52

THEY HAVE NEWBORN SIZE GI'S?!

I must acquire a Judo Gi for my 1.5 year old now.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 09:52

It worked on my son, he's absolutely obsessed with cars and he's only one and a half (I refuse to use month designations anymore).

Maybe a car crib mobile?

yamahog > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 09:56

I haven't seen it with my own two eyes yet, but apparently so! I thought he was joking when he said he would start training the kid right out of the womb, but he was serious...

505Turbeaux > DipodomysDeserti
07/22/2014 at 09:57

NOT with each other

yamahog > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/22/2014 at 09:58

The best part is teaching them how to say "truck" before they can form a proper "tr" sound.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 10:05

I agree with you. Month designations should stop at 11months after that you are 1 year old,one and a half,ect. 36months? bitch just say 3 years old what's the matter with you?

you know what aggravates me more when they count in weeks rather than the previously hated months. weeks should stop after 3 weeks.

And this is from a guy who loves kids but can't stand their weird parents that have to be oddly specific when it comes to age. oh your child is only 51 weeks old and not one yet? bitch please!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
07/22/2014 at 10:07

seriously. This drives me insane.

My wife commonly refers to him as 18 months. I say year and a half.

Drives me nuts. If she starts with 24 and 25 months when he hits 2 we're going to have a serious conversation. No one needs to know THAT SPECIFICALLY how old our kid is. Wanna give them an Hour count too? Maybe Minutes?!

Transit > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 10:28

Here's the fool-proof plan:

1. Learn how to change diapers. Shut up, you'll live.

2. Show up every Saturday next summer and whisk the kid off to nearby car shows. Mom & Dad love a few hour break. Kid loves quality time with Uncle Agrajag. Path to Jalopness is begun...

WhiskeyGolf > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 11:16

Kinja'd!!!

I bought my niece this book when she was less than a month old at Christmas, so I'd say you're never too early!

Agrajag > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 11:53

Crib mobile? I'm on it.

Kinja'd!!!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 11:54

Nice, where can I order one?!

Agrajag > Transit
07/22/2014 at 11:54

Solid plan.

Agrajag > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 13:08

I'm working on the clay prototype right now. Should be to market in 3-5 years.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Agrajag
07/22/2014 at 13:56

good work, but I need it sooner.

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 14:27

Thank you for not using the month designation. If we did, I would have to be....*maths*...328 months old.

See people, its dumb!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot
07/22/2014 at 14:48

I really am fighting against it.

My wife says 18 months, I say 1.5 years.

I should ask her if she has the hour count ready...

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 14:53

My wife does the same thing. Next time she mentions it, I should just shout out "liar", and see how that goes. Probably not well.

Another way to retaliate, is to figure out how many months she is, and refer to her as your "beautiful, x months old wife", and see how well that goes. She'll fight back, but keep it up. It may get the message across, lol.

I found this website to calculate how many months old you are, use it to your advantage!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot
07/22/2014 at 14:55

HAHAHAHAHAHA that's some funny shit.

My cut off is when he turns 2. She has until then.

GAME ON at 2 years though. There is no reason to say 24 or 25 months. Seriously.

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 15:35

Dude, I just realized the website I sent you has weeks, days, hours, etc. That is a whole "barrel full of monkeys" fun. Lets, see, my wife says our girl is 16 months old, so....

16 months = 71 weeks = 497 days....this is going to be too much fun....

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot
07/22/2014 at 15:45

oh thats going to be great, any place you may go where she's going to use the "month" designation, be prepared with days or hours. You must check in advance!

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 15:56

Oh yes, it will be much fun too!

Right now, our camp is having its annual, week long campmeeting. There are so many people here right now. Plus, my mom and grandparents have 'connections', so they know a lot of people. Since Saturday, nearly every night we've been asked our daughters age, so I will probably get to say it before next Sunday.

...I should write it with pen on my hand so I don't forget.

"Oh, she's adorable, how old is she?"

"She's 16 months."

"Or 71 weeks! Or even 497 days! Isn't that right, my 300 month old, gorgeous wife?"

Also, I don't mind sleeping on our couch, :).

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > zeontestpilot
07/22/2014 at 16:14

CLEARLY don't mind hahaha

If you really wanna get her, refer to HER weeks

zeontestpilot > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/22/2014 at 16:24

1,308 weeks, I got it covered.